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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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