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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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