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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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