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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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