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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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