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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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