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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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