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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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