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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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