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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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