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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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