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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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