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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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