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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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