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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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