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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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