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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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