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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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