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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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