Pictures:

Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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