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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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