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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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