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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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