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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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