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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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