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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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