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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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