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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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