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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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