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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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