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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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