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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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