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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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