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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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