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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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