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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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