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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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