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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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