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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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