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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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