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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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