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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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