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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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