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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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