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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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