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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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