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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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