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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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