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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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