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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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