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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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