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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane
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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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