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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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