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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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