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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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