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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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