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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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