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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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