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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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