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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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