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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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