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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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