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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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