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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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C to shining C

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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