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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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