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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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