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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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