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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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