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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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