Pictures:

What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

2490

What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

1226

What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

2273

What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

1479

Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

492

How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

3326

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260

What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

419

What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

6

Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

185

Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

3366

What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

3299