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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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