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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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