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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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