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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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