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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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