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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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