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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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