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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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