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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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