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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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