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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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