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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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