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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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