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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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