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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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