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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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