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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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