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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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