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Akiva Lane
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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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