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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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