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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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