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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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