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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Lane
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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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