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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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