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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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