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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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