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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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