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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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It escapes me.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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