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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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