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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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