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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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