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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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