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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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