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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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